Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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