Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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