from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
