why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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