lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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