are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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