There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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