i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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