talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The adults are the big ones right?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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