He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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