Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
