Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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