Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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