You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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