is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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