awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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