im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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