You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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