i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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