OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just googled if crying burns calories
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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