When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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