i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Randomize
