I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well I just put wine in my tea
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
