Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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