called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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