i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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