i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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