that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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