didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
