that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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