PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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