the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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