I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Please don't give away my fajitas
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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