The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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