next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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