You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
North Korea, Best Korea!
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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