I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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