Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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