Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
