I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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