pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
