Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Congratulations! We have a period
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Randomize
