So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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