we have officially lost it.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
