You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize