Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
where are my eyebrows?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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