Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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