We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
this beer tastes like vomit already
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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