Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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