I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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