i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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