How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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