did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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