Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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