I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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